This T-shirt is a crunchy parody of one of Americas favorite breakfast cereals, reimagined as Cap’n Chronic, the fearless commander of late-night snacks and questionable life choices. He’s not worried about pirates anymore; he’s wondering if cereal counts as dinner and why the couch feels extra comfortable. Perfect for pot smokers, wake-and-bakers, and anyone who believes the true breakfast of champions happens at 2 a.m.
Made with 100% U.S. cotton. 6 oz per sq yd
Color - Charcoal
Classic width, rib collar
Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
Classic fit, seamless body
Note: This item is custom printed. Please allow 7 days for production before shipping.
This T-shirt is a crunchy parody of one of Americas favorite breakfast cereals, reimagined as Cap’n Chronic, the fearless commander of late-night snacks and questionable life choices. He’s not worried about pirates anymore; he’s wondering if cereal counts as dinner and why the couch feels extra comfortable. Perfect for pot smokers, wake-and-bakers, and anyone who believes the true breakfast of champions happens at 2 a.m.
Made with 100% U.S. cotton. 6 oz per sq yd
Color - Charcoal
Classic width, rib collar
Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
Classic fit, seamless body
Note: This item is custom printed. Please allow 7 days for production before shipping.
